Unfollow me and i will find you motherfucker .

the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:51:17 -0400

the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive

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poopflow: Roses are red Violets are blue

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:44:14 -0400

poopflow:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:43:24 -0400

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

tiexloysanoy: tinychatter: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told Imagine reading a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:40:26 -0400

tiexloysanoy:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

Imagine reading a book about the lies that were told towards you

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livethelifeyouulovee: morninqs: puss in boots. This is so...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:35:55 -0400

livethelifeyouulovee:

morninqs:

puss in boots.

This is so cute! Sho shooo cuuute :3

insomniacs-lament: primarie: Have a history teacher explain...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:35:23 -0400

insomniacs-lament:

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

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the-wretched-dreamer: midnalullaby: pretty-ramblings: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:30:00 -0400

the-wretched-dreamer:

midnalullaby:

pretty-ramblings:

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo

Get Out.

^ omg… Just died

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silent-illusions: ecle-ctic: Modern/Fresh x

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:57:39 -0400

silent-illusions:

ecle-ctic:

Modern/Fresh

x

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